Would you like breadsticks with that?

A man with a knife entered an Oxford, AL, Pizza Hut with robbery on his mind. Instead, he had a rude surprise when a worker who was in the frezer ran out with a box of frozen breadsticks and whacked him in the head with them. While he was somewhat dazed by the jolt, another employee grabbed the knife and chased him out of the store! He was identified as a former employee and was later arrested.

I hope the employees get a raise!

Love for sale

I see where the domain name Hillaryisaliar.com is for sale to the higgest bidder. Ad claims the possibility of hits in the millions.

Anyone......anyone?

American Idol–B’ham

I usually don't watch AI but thought I would tonight because it's the B'ham auditions. Lord love a duck! Where do these people get the gall to think they can sing?! And when told no, cop an attitude!

Three winners have come from this area. Taylor Hicks is the only one I would've voted for, had I voted! Nothing against Rueben, although if one more person refers to him as the velvet teddy bear, I could become physically ill! Not my cup of tea. Same for Beau. Taylor I like. Gifted myself with his cd and like it. Of course, he has a website: www.taylorhicks.com/bonus

YIPEE!!!

I loved The Police and was not happy that they spilt up, even tho' I continued to love Sting's music. Now they're going to reunite and sing at the Grammys! One of the songs they might sing is Every Breath You Take--sure to give me chills! The Police, rockin' again! Yes!

Breaking News…

BREAKING NEWS.........IMPORTANT THAT YOU READ THIS!

  New STD strain appears in New Orleans...

  The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Stupid Transmitted Disease in New Orleans. The disease is contracted through ignorance coupled with dangerous and high-risk behavior.

  The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectem and pronounced "gonna
re-elect'em." Many victims have contracted it and keep screwing themselves year after year.

  The strain first appeared in early 2006...Mayor Nagin was returned to the Mayors office. The current strain surfaced again this past fall when William Jefferson  won the runoff election.

  The Center for Disease Control has issued a severe warning this past week that there is danger this strain of Stupid Transmitted Disease in New Orleans may be in the process of mutating and infect the entire State of Louisiana by early fall just in time for the Governor's election.
(sarcasm off)

What to send/take to the sandbox

If you know someone who's gearing up for deployment, there's a very good list of what to take at :

http://www.bouhammer.com/nucleus/AfghanBlog.php

Jan. 26-List of gear for A-stan

Troy has a very good blog. (Bouhammer's Afghan Blog)  And you can find more good blogs at Milblogging.com.

Happy Birthday!

Sixty-two years ago, the world was BLESSED with the birth of William Thomas Selleck! A 6'4" complete package! Not only looks but conservative thinking, as well. Looking at him..well, it makes my heart sing! I know it's wrong to covet someone's husband, but, dang!

One of my favorite things to see him wear on his hit tv show, Magnum P. I., was the white Naval uniform--has it ever looked that good on any human before? I think not!

Now I read that Magnum P. I. is going to be a film and they (whoever they are) think Tom's too old! WHAT??? Rumored to be considered for the title role: George Clooney-looney, Vince Vaughn and (help me, Lizbeth!) Ben Affleck! Oh Dear Lord, is there no justice in the world? Tom may have a small role--a small role in something that is only still around because of him!

I have to go lie down for awhile..but Happy Birthday, big guy. No one can fill your shoes..or anything else!