The Transcender

A group of grassroots Democrats has written to the Goreacle, imploring him to run for president!

 "America and the Earth need a hero right now — someone who will transcend politics as usual and bring real hope to our country and to the world," Draftgore's letter said. "Please rise to this challenge, or you and millions of us will live forever wondering what might have been."

Ye gads!

And just imagine if he ran and lost again--who would be blamed for it?