Elvis, Phone Home

See anything you just can't live without? The Elvis is Alive Museum is selling it's memorabilia on eBay! The 81 yr old owner hopes someone will buy his treasures and open a new museum.

Opened 17 years ago, he insists that Elvis is not dead but in hiding!

He also claims Presley had good reason to disappear: He's in the federal Witness Protection Program for assistance he provided federal law enforcement authorities

Who knew? Maybe he's been giving top spy Valerie Plame tips!

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