Arkansas Razorbacks

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. 
 
  The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention,  Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." 
 
  The President replies "These are not pigs, these  are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for  Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of  The House Nancy Pelosi." 
 
  The squared away Marine again snaps to attention,  Salutes, and says,  "Excellent trade, sir."